May 2010
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“falling over myself to lick your heart and taste your health”
sightings of the day
1. angry looking matt-damon dopleganger
2. woman on bus texting “Hey Mr Sexy hands”
3. man wearing a name tag “Borris”
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Doesn’t being scared let you know you’re onto something important? If you’re not...
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And the silence, it became so very clear
That you had long ago disappeared
I...
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i know something is truly hilarious when i have to use my inhaler to get myself to breath properly after a laughing fit.
this time it was because of will from ‘the inbetweeners’ shitting himself during an exam and saying “i thought it was a fart sir, i thought it was safe”.
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Fragile as a leaf in autumn
Just fallin’ to the ground
Without a sound
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I wish the real world would just stop hassling me
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Just so you know, here’s how you know if you’re officially drunk
You get in a taxicab and you think the fare is the time.
“Oh my god, it’s twenty-five past twenty four, holy shit.”
i heard there's a flu going around.
expectofuckingpatronum:
know what’s also going around? BABIES.
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my head spins 1000 times/min