Things that don't happen everyday
Psychology lecturer starts off the lecture by saying “Sorry guys, but we won’t be talking about penises in todays lecture” (We were learning about Freud. Very disgusting individual)
destruction is a form of creation
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DONT EAT NO MEAT! oh thats okay. ill make you lamb– my big fat greek wedding
you fucking asshole. you better sleep with one eye open tonight
Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny, little rocks.– joel barrish
Got MILF?– Ari Gold
I know it’s hard to keep an open heart When even friends seem out to harm...– Axl Rose
Everyone at the beach is perfect, tanned skin, white teeth… Me, I got...– Bill Hicks
it cant be said better than this
Clementine: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
Joel: I know.
Clementine: What do we do?
Joel: Enjoy it.
I’m always anxious thinking I’m not living my life to the fullest,...– clementine
my internal dialogue never stops.
all things pass. i must tell myself this more often
you cant be me. im a rockstar